fun & fiesty bachelorette party game

Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

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(3/5/19) Edited to add: This post continues to be one of my most popular every day! Because so many people have been using it as a resource I’ve made it even better. Although I can’t change the quality of the images from that night (bad indoor lighting and old cameras) I improved some other aspects. There’s now a better, pinnable image for you so please save and share! I also created a free printable that you can use if you want to play your own “porn or polish” bachelorette party game.

I don’t often get PG-13 on this blog. However, this bachelorette party game was a big hit on my sister’s fun night so I thought I would share it! It’s the perfect mix of fun, silly, and slightly irreverent for those of you who may want to keep your bachelorette party a little more tame.

My sister’s matron of honor made us reservations at the local Buca di Beppo. This was the perfect setting because my sister loves Italian food and that restaurant has such a fun atmosphere. I told her that I would be more than happy to be in charge of a game. Actually, I think I probably told her, “I’ll do a game”, because apparently I have an illness where I have to be be involved in everything.

Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

I had found this Bachelorette party game on Pinterest called “porn or polish” that sounded like a lot of fun. Basically, you have a list of names and you have to determine whether it’s the name of a porn movie or a nail polish. It’s actually harder than it seems!

I wanted a longer list than I had found so that it wouldn’t be too easy. I started searching “porn titles” on Google and let me just say–never EVER do that. Even though you’ll come across an alphabetical listing (no pictures, thankfully!) some of them are enough to scar you for life. I’m glad I found some other names, but as it turns out the winner only got about nine right anyway!

Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

I’ve made a free printable if you want to play the “porn or polish” Bachelorette party game yourself! You can download here and fold the paper in half to keep everyone’s answers private. I also cut the top off of the front flap so you could see the phrase “porn or polish” when it’s closed. That’s completely optional though!
Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.

Here is the answer key for the “porn or polish” Bachelorette party game:
  1. Limbo Bimbo: nail polish
  2. Bachelorette Bash: nail polish
  3. Precious Pink: porn
  4. Sexagon: nail polish
  5. White Chocolate: porn
  6. Private Weekend: nail polish
  7. Sugar Daddy: nail polish
  8. Lady Black Rose: porn
  9. The Thrill of Brazil: nail polish
  10. Meet Balls: nail polish
  11. Tuck it in my Tux: nail polish
  12. First Timer: nail polish
  13. Pulp Friction: porn
  14. Size Matters: nail polish
  15. A Quiver Runs Through It: porn
  16. Tart with a Heart: nail polish
  17. Polish Party: porn
  18. Mad Women: nail polish
Porn or polish game. Bachelorette party game.
For the winner of our Bachelorette “porn or polish” party game I had a little organza bag full of some goodies. One of the scandalously named Essie polish colors was a perfect choice and I completed the prize with an Ulta gift card and some Hershey’s Kisses.
What’s your favorite bachelorette party game? Keep it clean people!

22 Responses to fun & fiesty bachelorette party game

  1. Jennifer Lazarski July 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm #

    This is hilarious! Definitely going to do this at my friend's bachelorette later this month.

  2. Samantha July 3, 2015 at 3:49 pm #

    What a great idea! I never had a bachelorette party, but I get embarrassed so easily :/

  3. Holly Housewife July 3, 2015 at 4:25 pm #

    Omgosh I love this!!!
    It's such a light hearted fun bachelorette game, I bet everyone was losing it with laughter!
    I want to play this on my next girls night :))))

  4. Heather Serra July 3, 2015 at 8:47 pm #

    Oh my goodness!!! This is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing. Oh…and I love Buca di Beppo. Great place! 🙂

  5. Dinner then Dessert July 4, 2015 at 1:04 am #

    Oh my goodness! My mother-in-law was at my bachelorette party, so we couldn't get so scandalous! Sounds like you guys had a great time though!

  6. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 4, 2015 at 7:45 am #

    It was fun! At the end the matron of honor was looking them up on her phone because she didn't believe some of the answers, lol.

  7. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 4, 2015 at 7:45 am #

    Great, it was really fun for us and I hope you guys enjoy it too!

  8. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 4, 2015 at 7:46 am #

    I had a "lingerie shower" which was maybe slightly less irreverent… I agree, I get embarrassed really easily too!

  9. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 4, 2015 at 7:47 am #

    Totally, very delicious, and fun place too!

  10. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 4, 2015 at 7:47 am #

    Really?! My mom was pretty much like, "no, I'm not going", lol. Which really is so not like her. 🙂

  11. Angie Scheie July 4, 2015 at 2:27 pm #

    Omg, yes! I have an aversion to shower type games because they are so cheesy and redundant. This is new, creative and fun! I'm def pinning and stealing even though I think most of my friends are past this stage. You never know!

  12. Natalie Busch July 4, 2015 at 6:34 pm #

    How funny! Yeah, there have been a couple times I have needed to google something related to anatomy for totally non sexual reasons 😉 and I am always terrified of what the search results will be because there is just so much sick garbage out there and I have also seen some pretty hilarious finger nail polish names! Sounds like a fun game.

  13. Ashleigh Wright July 4, 2015 at 8:44 pm #

    Lol porn or polish! I love it! But who did the research into finding out all the porn names ha! Great idea!!!

  14. Visualize Authenticity July 6, 2015 at 9:03 pm #

    this post was amazing fun and family friendly

  15. Alicia Snow July 7, 2015 at 6:00 am #

    This is hilarious! I tested my husband's skills and he didn't do too well.

  16. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 8, 2015 at 9:14 pm #

    Thanks Angie, yes, some shower games are real stinkers, but this one was fun and different! Might be fun for even a girl's night in. 🙂

  17. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 8, 2015 at 9:15 pm #

    LOL, I warned my husband while I was searching so he wouldn't question my search history. 🙂

  18. Justine Y @ Little Dove Creations July 8, 2015 at 9:16 pm #

    Haha Alicia, mine did pretty well (what does that say?!), but there were a few that really threw him off. His exact words were, "why would anyone buy a nail polish that's called Limbo Bimbo?!"

  19. Drew Watts July 20, 2015 at 11:29 am #

    Oh my goodness! This post on bachelorette party games is outstanding. Hope you had a great time! I am definitely going to add this game to my party. You know I have booked the prettiest New York city party venue for my bachelorette party.

  20. Galak June 1, 2017 at 5:51 pm #

    While the bridal shower is usually the more traditional time to play organized games , there’s no reason you can’t do it at the bachelorette party too.

  21. Mary February 5, 2021 at 2:51 pm #

    thank you so much for making this game available for free!

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